Just to let you know!

[okee]

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.


Type Chuck Noris (with wrong spelling) in google and select the first I'm feeling lucky

[Ruidesco]

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Dinosaurs once gave Chuck Norris a dirty look. ONCE.

[MrTAToad]

What is a Chuck Norris, someting you can eat?  Or something you can do?  I've never norrised before...

You wouldn't want to either!

[Ian Price]

[EDIT] Images fixed

[Kitty Hello]

Images are broken to me

[Ian Price]

 ^
Fixed (I hope).

[Schranz0r]

hehe cool

[erico]

Chuck Norris is now on the next mercenaries movie (The Expendables 2)...

heck..I guess I´d have to fork the money for a holiwud flick down a theater...

SUCH is the power of Chuck.!

ps: on the official site of the movie, chuck has a bios...chuck needs no bios!

[bigsofty]

 

[Marmor]

gmail@chucknorris.com 

[matchy]

I just had to redo.

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Oopss...sorry about that Chuck as it's only explicity for you.
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[mentalthink]

Well Chuk Norris don´t have to make nothing whit "El Fary"... RIP, this was a tipically Spansh singer, but a guy "muy majete" (I don´t know translate this,,, good men + - )