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Title: Just to let you know!
Post by: Schranz0r on 2012-Jul-08
Chuck Norris doesn't get compiler errors, the language changes itself to accommodate Chuck Norris
Title: Re: Just to let you know!
Post by: erico on 2012-Jul-08
Mostly, Chuck Norris uses direct machine code, in which case, the processor changes itself to accommodate Chuck, in case he decides to use 2 and 3.
Title: Re: Just to let you know!
Post by: Schranz0r on 2012-Jul-08
xD NICE!
Title: Re: Just to let you know!
Post by: Crivens on 2012-Jul-08
How childish. It's obvious to anyone that Chuck Norris has no need to compile anything. He just stares at an empty IDE and the computer panics producing the desired result on screen. Although desire is probably the wrong word. Willed is a bit better.

Cheers
Title: Re: Just to let you know!
Post by: mentalthink on 2012-Jul-08
CN-GCC Compiler :
License Type        : LPD (Leches por doquier)

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Title: Re: Just to let you know!
Post by: matchy on 2012-Jul-09
Chuck Norris' debugger actually apologizes to him.
Title: Re: Just to let you know!
Post by: Quentin on 2012-Jul-09
*muuhaarrr*
ok, it is childish, but .... a scared debugger ... great.
Title: Just to let you know!
Post by: Crivens on 2012-Jul-09
Scared or scarred?

Also Chucks COBOL compiler apologised to him 2500 for every compile. Which is once as it never had a problem again.

Cheers
Title: Re: Just to let you know!
Post by: Quentin on 2012-Jul-09
scared at first.
perhaps scarred, after Chuck has finished with him.
Title: Re: Just to let you know!
Post by: erico on 2012-Jul-09
While Chuck delves straight into ML when dealing computers, the computers have to use abstract layers to understand and apologize to Chuck.
Title: Re: Just to let you know!
Post by: Ruidesco on 2012-Jul-09
Chuck Norris doesn't code, he stares at his computer and thus the program he wants pops up on the screen.
Title: Just to let you know!
Post by: Crivens on 2012-Jul-09
Universal Norris binary has no zeros.

1111111111111111 means roundhouse kick to the brain. Twice. Not to be confused with 111111111111 (church converted to a bar. By roundhouse kick)

Cheers
Title: Re: Just to let you know!
Post by: erico on 2012-Jul-09
Quote from: Crivens on 2012-Jul-09
...(church converted to a bar. By roundhouse kick)

:D
Title: Re: Just to let you know!
Post by: Schranz0r on 2012-Jul-09
Oh my Chuck, what have i done?
Title: Re: Just to let you know!
Post by: hardyx on 2012-Jul-09
Chuck Norris uses Objetive-C language for programming his washing machine.
Title: Re: Just to let you know!
Post by: okee on 2012-Jul-09
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.


Type Chuck Noris (with wrong spelling) in google and select the first I'm feeling lucky :)
Title: Re: Just to let you know!
Post by: Ruidesco on 2012-Jul-09
Quote from: okee on 2012-Jul-09There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Dinosaurs once gave Chuck Norris a dirty look. ONCE.
Title: Re: Just to let you know!
Post by: MrTAToad on 2012-Jul-09
Quote from: Ocean on 2012-Jul-09
What is a Chuck Norris, someting you can eat?  Or something you can do?  I've never norrised before...
You wouldn't want to either!

Title: Re: Just to let you know!
Post by: Ian Price on 2012-Aug-09
(http://www.iprice.remakes.org/my_stuff/cn1.gif)


(http://www.iprice.remakes.org/my_stuff/cn2.gif)

=D


[EDIT] Images fixed
Title: Just to let you know!
Post by: Kitty Hello on 2012-Aug-10
Images are broken to me :(
Title: Re: Just to let you know!
Post by: Ian Price on 2012-Aug-10
 ^
Fixed (I hope).
Title: Re: Just to let you know!
Post by: Schranz0r on 2012-Aug-10
hehe cool
Title: Re: Just to let you know!
Post by: erico on 2012-Aug-11
Chuck Norris is now on the next mercenaries movie (The Expendables 2)...

heck..I guess I´d have to fork the money for a holiwud flick down a theater... :(

SUCH is the power of Chuck.! :o

ps: on the official site of the movie, chuck has a bios...chuck needs no bios!
Title: Re: Just to let you know!
Post by: bigsofty on 2012-Aug-11
  :D
Title: Re: Just to let you know!
Post by: Marmor on 2012-Aug-11
gmail@chucknorris.com  :D
Title: Re: Just to let you know!
Post by: matchy on 2012-Aug-11
I just had to redo.
Code (glbasic) Select

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*** Configuration: WIN32 ***
precompiling:
GPC - GLBasic Precompiler V.9.829 SN:f21aa97b - 3D, NET
"bruce_lee.gbas"(48) error : variable is not explicitly defined : num_chuck
Oopss...sorry about that Chuck as it's only explicity for you.
Wordcount:1766 commands
compiling:

linking:
success
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*** Finished ***
Elapsed: 8.3 sec. Time: 07:42
Build: 1 succeeded.

Title: Re: Just to let you know!
Post by: mentalthink on 2012-Aug-12
Well Chuk Norris don´t have to make nothing whit "El Fary"... RIP, this was a tipically Spansh singer, but a guy "muy majete" (I don´t know translate this,,, good men + - )