Chuck Norris doesn't get compiler errors, the language changes itself to accommodate Chuck Norris
Mostly, Chuck Norris uses direct machine code, in which case, the processor changes itself to accommodate Chuck, in case he decides to use 2 and 3.
xD NICE!
How childish. It's obvious to anyone that Chuck Norris has no need to compile anything. He just stares at an empty IDE and the computer panics producing the desired result on screen. Although desire is probably the wrong word. Willed is a bit better.
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Chuck Norris' debugger actually apologizes to him.
*muuhaarrr*
ok, it is childish, but .... a scared debugger ... great.
Scared or scarred?
Also Chucks COBOL compiler apologised to him 2500 for every compile. Which is once as it never had a problem again.
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scared at first.
perhaps scarred, after Chuck has finished with him.
While Chuck delves straight into ML when dealing computers, the computers have to use abstract layers to understand and apologize to Chuck.
Chuck Norris doesn't code, he stares at his computer and thus the program he wants pops up on the screen.
Universal Norris binary has no zeros.
1111111111111111 means roundhouse kick to the brain. Twice. Not to be confused with 111111111111 (church converted to a bar. By roundhouse kick)
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Quote from: Crivens on 2012-Jul-09
...(church converted to a bar. By roundhouse kick)
:D
Oh my Chuck, what have i done?
Chuck Norris uses Objetive-C language for programming his washing machine.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Type Chuck Noris (with wrong spelling) in google and select the first I'm feeling lucky :)
Quote from: okee on 2012-Jul-09There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Dinosaurs once gave Chuck Norris a dirty look. ONCE.
Quote from: Ocean on 2012-Jul-09
What is a Chuck Norris, someting you can eat? Or something you can do? I've never norrised before...
You wouldn't want to either!
(http://www.iprice.remakes.org/my_stuff/cn1.gif)
(http://www.iprice.remakes.org/my_stuff/cn2.gif)
=D
[EDIT] Images fixed
Images are broken to me :(
^
Fixed (I hope).
hehe cool
Chuck Norris is now on the next mercenaries movie (The Expendables 2)...
heck..I guess I´d have to fork the money for a holiwud flick down a theater... :(
SUCH is the power of Chuck.! :o
ps: on the official site of the movie, chuck has a bios...chuck needs no bios!
gmail@chucknorris.com :D
I just had to redo.
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"bruce_lee.gbas"(48) error : variable is not explicitly defined : num_chuck
Oopss...sorry about that Chuck as it's only explicity for you.
Wordcount:1766 commands
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Well Chuk Norris don´t have to make nothing whit "El Fary"... RIP, this was a tipically Spansh singer, but a guy "muy majete" (I don´t know translate this,,, good men + - )