Competition *against* Apple

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ampos

Can we make a competition against Apple?

The winner will be the one with the most stuppid/useless app approved by Apple.

Anyone?

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backslider

Is this legal?  :D :D :D
So, if yes... I will participate xD

cheers!

Ian Price

Who judges which is the most stupid?
I came. I saw. I played.

ampos

We will have to show the code, and the one with less commands will win. :D
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http://www.ampostata.org
http://ampostata.blogspot.com
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Kitty Hello

Code (glbasic) Select

END


The End
Are you tired of having to push the home button to close apps? Sick of double clicking for multi tasking?
This is an App you all have been waiting for!
It just ends automatically!

Features:
-Automatic finishing after the work is done
-Will let you switch to other Apps with no double clicking the home button
-Will continue to work at the very position it ended last time.

ampos

You still have to get it approved by Apple... It is not that easy...
check my web and/or my blog :D
http://diniplay.blogspot.com (devblog)
http://www.ampostata.org
http://ampostata.blogspot.com
I own PC-Win, MacBook 13", iPhone 3G/3GS/4G and iPAC-WinCE

Cliff3D

I'm not sure about that definition of useless - I mean, after all, a program which lets you view a 3D model of an iPhone from any direction has got to be a pretty useless waste of time (if a little fun to write) but, if the data (3d model and texture) is taken into account it is hardly likely to be the smallest entrant to such a competition.

Kitty Hello

ah - I thought it was about who gets the most stupid decline.

backslider

But it was a nice idea Kitty! xD

trucidare

Why anyone here hate apple?
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Marmor


monono

"Hate" is a strong word.

Kitty Hello

We don't hate Apple. They do perfect job. But code signing, yes, that is a pain. And the app-store approval times.

It kept the app store a bit tidy in the first few years, but now it's full of junk, too.

trucidare

ok you would like a marketplace there anyone could provide apps without signing...

good luck with trojans and security holes.
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Kitty Hello

Signing is OK. If Apple does it for me.