Exclusive line of GLB underwear!

[doimus]

I am proud to announce something I've been working on for some time now:

Fashionable GLBasic-branded boxer shorts for self-concious indie developer!!!

Currently, I have few slightly worn-out prototypes that are available for immediate delivery for just $498.78 + postage.

Preorders for first batch of shorts start as of today, April 1st, 2011.
Estimated delivery is in two-months-from-now^TM.

Teaser image of the prototype model is enclosed.

Apply now!!!


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[Crivens]

I knew I would be fashionable again one day (after smoking was outlawed). I'll take 7! That's right, you've guessed it, one for each month left in 2011! That way I can save on washing costs and just go commando for the last month or so...

Cheers

[erico]

  I will have one!...so cheap

[Hatonastick]

Brilliant!  I'll have 7 pairs (why are they pairs?  I've never gotten that -- there's only one of them) thanks!

[bigsofty]

Now here's a man with a sense of style!

[doimus]

Thank you gentlemen!
I am grateful for your support of this product. Sheer amount of preorders made me consider early retirement to a small island just off the coast of Switzerland.

But then I received word that the factory that was going manufacture the boxer-shorts came under attack of Underwear stealing gnomes. It's all over now, I'm finished.

Now I have to go back to making that WOW-killer of mine. Oh well, this time next year, I'll be millionaire.

[Hatonastick]

The best way to make your WOW-killer is to not buy server hardware (which is the _really_ expensive bit next to high-speed backbones), instead have a trojan horse that runs as an ad hoc distributed server upon every iDevice in the world connected to the net.