Just to let you know!

[Schranz0r]

Chuck Norris doesn't get compiler errors, the language changes itself to accommodate Chuck Norris

[erico]

Mostly, Chuck Norris uses direct machine code, in which case, the processor changes itself to accommodate Chuck, in case he decides to use 2 and 3.

[Schranz0r]

xD NICE!

[Crivens]

How childish. It's obvious to anyone that Chuck Norris has no need to compile anything. He just stares at an empty IDE and the computer panics producing the desired result on screen. Although desire is probably the wrong word. Willed is a bit better.

Cheers

[mentalthink]

CN-GCC Compiler :
License Type        : LPD (Leches por doquier)

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[matchy]

Chuck Norris' debugger actually apologizes to him.

[Quentin]

*muuhaarrr*
ok, it is childish, but .... a scared debugger ... great.

[Crivens]

Scared or scarred?

Also Chucks COBOL compiler apologised to him 2500 for every compile. Which is once as it never had a problem again.

Cheers

[Quentin]

scared at first.
perhaps scarred, after Chuck has finished with him.

[erico]

While Chuck delves straight into ML when dealing computers, the computers have to use abstract layers to understand and apologize to Chuck.

[Ruidesco]

Chuck Norris doesn't code, he stares at his computer and thus the program he wants pops up on the screen.

[Crivens]

Universal Norris binary has no zeros.

1111111111111111 means roundhouse kick to the brain. Twice. Not to be confused with 111111111111 (church converted to a bar. By roundhouse kick)

Cheers

[erico]

...(church converted to a bar. By roundhouse kick)

[Schranz0r]

Oh my Chuck, what have i done?

[hardyx]

Chuck Norris uses Objetive-C language for programming his washing machine.